There’s no such thing as control, but people will do anything for the illusion...– (via magnificentruin)
TODAY, I SAW SOME OF THE WORST VANITY PLATES I'VE...
3MUKTRS ETPHOME PLAYAH (on a PT Cruiser) 349-GLE
Ice cream sandwiches are like big Oreos with fewer calories.
YOU'RE ONLY AS BIG AS YOUR BIGGEST PART.
Make your heart your biggest part.
BROKEN THINGS CAN BE FIXED.
THIS STRANGE FEELING I'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING IS...
WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS IS MORE GRASS.
WHAT'S CHARLIE SHEEN'S FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK...
Winning the Pooh
IF I HAD ANY MONEY AT ALL,
I would gladly pay the dinner-size price for the lunch-size portion of some green curry tofu with brown rice.
a furnished studio in Paris for 720 euro. →
I want to visit Baltimore, four years ago. I want to find that rooftop in New York City again. Guess I’ll make some toast.
My dog loves watermelon more than anything.
I’m so happy that I know you.
So ready to swim all summer.
Yesterday drained me so hard. Spending four hours at the DES office is a lesson in deep down sadness. Poverty, anger, entitlement, & exhaustion, thick & hard like an infected toenail. The employees who wanted a job helping people but only get to see the violent & desperate gestures of sad people pushed too far.
Step 1: go to Subway. Step 2: order a 6-inch veggie on wheat, no cheese, avocado, lettuce, spinach, black olives, jalapeños, salt & pepper. Make it a meal with salt & vinegar chips & an iced tea. Step 3: drive to the DES office at 1824 E. McKinley & give me the sandwich, chips, & tea. Step 4: be my best friend.
WHAT I DO WHEN MUSIC IS PLAYING
clap snap combo.
This weekend, I ate a bunch of junk food, got a friendship tattoo, watched a lucha libre match, made buttons, missed Tristan, & wore a Hawaiian shirt, not necessarily in that order.
iji & seashoes: Is Josh "Hoshwa" Redman the new... →
ijiandseashoes: My friend (and probably yours too) Josh “Hoshwa” Redman just posted the most amazing document of modern underground traveling musicians. Totally dedicated to seeking and helping out anybody making music that could in anyway be considered DIY, Josh has been going to and setting up ton’s of shows… http://5432fun.org/bootleg/ So incredible.
This house is too big.
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don’t care,...– LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW.
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