Silver Jews - Pet Politics
A LINE FROM THIS PAPER I'M WRITING:
“The social constructs of her day demanded young, middle-class, unmarried women to carry themselves like small deer holding glass boxes filled with fine china through a field of cacti.”
4 PART JOKE I MADE UP YESTERDAY
What do adolescent sheep listen to on the radio? Lady Baabaa What do their big brothers listen to? Pearl Ram Their dads? Jethro Wool Aaaaand their moms? ...
There are two former/current American Apparel employees in my class. Apparently we can all spot each other a mile away. Tonight, I complimented a girl on her TR456 / F497 combo. Yikes. Most folks don’t believe that I used to work there. My hipbones don’t jut like they used to.
Last Time - Paul Baribeau This song made me cry...
I want to go to the mountains, the mountains, the mountains.
I’m Gonna See You - that dog i’m...
Tristan is an award-winning songwriter. →
Live Wire - Your Heart Breaks 3 things: 1....