WEIRD NERD FACT:
I get honestly excited when I find out a class requires I purchase a Norton Anthology. I love having an excuse to have so many ideas crammed into one giant book at my constant disposal. Throughout my scholarly career, I have collected Anthologies of world literature, English literature, American literature, African American literature, theory and criticism, and now I get to buy one of short...
PATWICK SAID: just playing tetris and listening to...
JELZ. just sitting in the dark writing about literary theory, silently, at my mother’s house.
TOASTER-OVEN AS BREAD-BOX ® ™ Erin Caldwell 2011
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR: $1.99 laundry basket edition.
Got a rug. Gonna make dip tomorrow. Come over if you want.
I’ve had a headache for three days. FIX IT!
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
Why can’t drinking a cup of coffee at 6:30 pm be a good idea, just this once?
Know what, Luke Myers and Matt Davison? Fuck you for sleeping with other girls while we were in committed monogamous relationships. That was really fucked up of both of you.
Man, I am CHARMING.
In my Gender & Lit class, I get to read posts like these from one of my classmates. It was posted in response to the detective novel Fadeout by Joseph Hansen, a breakthrough piece of fiction with a contented gay detective as protagonist: ———————————— I never heard about this novel before class started. I think that alone...
Food stamps are great.
This song exists. They get it. (PS GET STOKED! Lemuria @ the Trunk Space on the 13th!)
Eating wasabi almonds, apparently, is not the same as writing a paper.
I got the internship that I wanted. Cooool!
BORING LIST POST
1. Getting good grades. 2. Ready for Thanksgiving noms. 3. Boyfriend and dog are both great and cute. 4. I can handle kid vomit pretty well, apparently. 5. Halloween is weird. 6. People still use Myspace? 7. Had the worst nightmare of my life, still spooked almost a week later. 8. Friends are cool, so is brunch. 9. Need to do more home-cooking & less burrito-eating. 10. Gonna be a...