December 2011
29 posts
WEIRD NERD FACT:
I get honestly excited when I find out a class requires I purchase a Norton Anthology. I love having an excuse to have so many ideas crammed into one giant book at my constant disposal. Throughout my scholarly career, I have collected Anthologies of world literature, English literature, American literature, African American literature, theory and criticism, and now I get to buy one of short...
Dec 1st
PATWICK SAID: just playing tetris and listening to...
JELZ. just sitting in the dark writing about literary theory, silently, at my mother’s house.
Dec 1st
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November 2011
26 posts
Nov 26th
TOASTER-OVEN AS BREAD-BOX ® ™  Erin Caldwell 2011
Nov 22nd
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YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR: $1.99 laundry basket edition.
Nov 22nd
Got a rug. Gonna make dip tomorrow. Come over if you want.
Nov 19th
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Nov 17th
Nov 16th
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I’ve had a headache for three days. FIX IT!
Nov 15th
Nov 13th
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
Nov 13th
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 11th
Why can’t drinking a cup of coffee at 6:30 pm be a good idea, just this once? 
Nov 11th
Skip James
Nov 11th
Know what, Luke Myers and Matt Davison? Fuck you for sleeping with other girls while we were in committed monogamous relationships. That was really fucked up of both of you.
Nov 10th
Man, I am CHARMING.
Nov 10th
Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
THIS GUY.
In my Gender & Lit class, I get to read posts like these from one of my classmates. It was posted in response to the detective novel Fadeout by Joseph Hansen, a breakthrough piece of fiction with a contented gay detective as protagonist: ———————————— I never heard about this novel before class started. I think that alone...
Nov 6th
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Food stamps are great.
Nov 5th
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Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
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This song exists. They get it. (PS GET STOKED! Lemuria @ the Trunk Space on the 13th!)
Nov 3rd
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Eating wasabi almonds, apparently, is not the same as writing a paper. 
Nov 3rd
I got the internship that I wanted. Cooool!
Nov 2nd
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BORING LIST POST
1. Getting good grades. 2. Ready for Thanksgiving noms. 3. Boyfriend and dog are both great and cute. 4. I can handle kid vomit pretty well, apparently. 5. Halloween is weird.  6. People still use Myspace? 7. Had the worst nightmare of my life, still spooked almost a week later. 8. Friends are cool, so is brunch. 9. Need to do more home-cooking & less burrito-eating. 10. Gonna be a...
Nov 2nd