Definetely drinking a White Russian by a pool with 2 doggies, a half-done crossword, & Pixies on the stereo. In a hammock no less. I mean really, does it get any better than this?
I am a lucky girl with a terrific family strewn across the country.
…taking pictures all the g.d. time.
CUTOFFS & CROSSWORDS.
“Nimrod’s Son” & “Hey” on repeat. Boyfriend on tour & dealing with dogfights. Here’s a picture I took on September 3, 2008: It’s of my friend Daniel, who we totally pranked by drawing a mustache on his finger & then posing it over his lips while he was asleep on his own couch. I had to go to court the next day. For speeding, duh. In case...
WHAT DID THE GUITAR SAY TO THE GUITARIST?
“Pick on someone your own size.” I decided that I want to become a high school English teacher. So I applied to college. Because having most of an English degree is not the same as having an English degree, apparently. I’ll let you know how that goes. Dog- & housesitting for my mom this weekend, which is cool because I get to do laundry & watch cable television. &...
Sitting in my bed listening to Smashing Pumpkins radio on Pandora, reading about numerology, & worrying about my cat’s teeth. This oil spill thing stresses me out. This SB1070 thing stresses me out. The world will never be right. I need ten minutes with God, face-to-face.
I wish people would show pride in their city’s art scene in a better way more than once a month.
It was a whole lot easier to live a fun-centric lifestyle when I was living rent-free at my mom’s house.
I’m pretty sure my boss dislikes me & the other day a kind-of stranger said that a flyer I made was the ugliest flyer he had ever seen & I live in a police state & I can’t pay any of my bills because all my money is in an account I can’t touch & my allergies have been destroying me. Listen to this: Roger Miller “You Can’t Rollerskate in a...
HAPPY UNO DE MAYO.