WE RARELY PRACTICE DISCERN.
Dude. I just got a super craving for “That’s the Way We Get By” by Spoon. I miss that album. Nigad burned it for me when I was 17 & I really liked it. My birthday horoscope was this: TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (April 25). Happy meetings in May set the tone for a year of romance and adventure. You’ll be extremely mobile and will see many places. Avoid getting bored in...
Small blind boy singing at El Gran Mercado.
MAKE FANCY FEAST UP YOURS.
After 4 days, a ton of worry, an hour wait at the vet on a Saturday, & a hundred bucks, the 14-year-old Russian Bluehair cat, who’s name is Felina, is eating more & hiding less. She sneezes sometimes but it’s way more cute than worrisome. She purrs like a motorboat all the time & lays on my tummy when I’m trying to watch The X-Files Movie. I got her some mushy food...
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS ANY WATERFOWL.
But these are a close second: Oh hai.
BLISTER WHERE THE THUMB CONNECTS TO THE REST OF...
The past few days have been like this: Work, yardwork, tax extension, work, sleep in, drive, puppy-handover/kitty-transfer, work, hydrate, laugh, rub feet, pet kitty. My second job ever was at Tower Records in Fairfax Towne Center in Fairfax, Virginia. I started when I was 16 & left at 19. I was the baby & I idolized pretty much all of my co-workers. Now I’m re-finding/being...
MAN, OH MAN.
So there are these two songs by the band Good Luck that I’ve been jamming pretty consistantly/constantly, I’m not sure what their titles are but they’re tracks 5 & 6 on the Lake Griffy album. You should Google it, listen to them, & then know how I’ve been these past weeks. So I have 2 jobs, again. One is better than the other, the latter pays more, immediately,...
Luke Wilson and Giovanni Ribisi to Appear at... →
deloresrestaurant: If Luke Wilson is gonna be there, then I need to be there, too. Totally serious, not even kidding. Seriously. IF GIOVANNI RIBISI’S GONNA BE THERE, THEN I NEED TO BE THERE, TOOOOOO!!! zomg.
& I DON'T KNOW WHICH BOTHERS ME MORE:
…the fact that my roll of sentimentally-valuable-toilet-paper is being used, or the fact that I have a roll of sentimentally-valuable-toilet-paper.
GOOD NEWS, GUYS.
Whoever stole the Prince poster left the thumbtacks. Woo!
THEN & NOW.
Sometimes, I wish I knew the folks I know now 3 years ago. Back when I still gave in to the constant wanderlust, back when I was still digging the hole I’ve been climbing my way out of. Responsibility is kinda boring. But summer’s coming, & everyone knows that that’s when Erin is in her element. When I’m not too busy losing my mind. Meanwhile, I served a table of...
TO A PAIR OF BIKE SHORTS FALLING FROM MY SHELF,
…I just said, out loud, to an empty bedroom, “I appreciate the fact you’re here, but I don’t need you right now.” Then, still to an empty bedroom, to my container of Blistex DCT (Daily Conditioning Treatment), “Man, I want you so bad.” I’ve been saying things out loud to inanimate objects a lot lately. I wonder what that says about me. As a...